hi.

sociallyinadequate:

This will never stop being funny.

(Source: banjo-heyworth)

chekhov:

Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified

framesjanco:

i like to go through the one direction tag just to make fun of other people but then i realize the rest of the world groups me with those fans and it’s not as funny anymore

wizcurlifa:

oh my god who remembers this

omg this was before the album was released and we’re likE WHAT IS THAT SONG IN THE BACKGROUND OMG ASHFDUICSNDFJHA

(Source: fuckyeahzarry)

(Source: wizcurlifa)

sexorcizm:

catholicschoolsluts:

whykickamoocow:

i snorted o god

omg the pussy part
i lost my shit

I showed this to my mum and she said she felt queasy. 

gweebog:gweebog:

dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner

okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved

(Source: odumb)

coreling:

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

(Source: homances)